Dog Food

I wanted to unfreeze one of those freezer brand pizzas the other day. I heated up the oven, and before I could put the pizza inside, my mom completely shoved me and the pizza out of the way and put a clump of dog food in the oven! No lies.

Me: Why are you putting dog food in the oven?

Mom: The vet told me it would make a crispy treat for the dog!

Me: … Now I can’t put my pizza in the oven because it will taste like dog food.

Mom: No!

Me: Yes… and the whole house is gonna smell like burning dog food now. Good job!

Mom: No!

Dad: Why would you put dog food in the oven?

Mom: No!

(the phone rings)

Me: Hi?

Vet: Hi, Gina. Why did your mom put dog food in the oven?

Me: I don’t know. Bye.

Vet: Bye.

Mom: No!

...

Hello, mother. Do you actually read this?

Julie & Julia Style

I am going to go on a blogging adventure like that random new movie Julie & Julia featuring the best actress ever, Meryl Streep.

Yay Streep!

From now on ignore everything I used to write about. Which was absolutely nothing in the first place. I remember back in the good ol' days, I wrote an entry detailing why I do not know how to spell carrot/carot in English thanks to my extensive French education. Those times should be lost in the garbage dump of history.

Hmmm, now I need to figure out what to write about. All the time. AHHH.

Ohh, I might have an idea. Maybe...

Edit (3:52AM... why am I awake?): I forgot I was going to do a travel blog back in the day. I'm going to continue that aannnddd I have one other thing that I'm going to do. Such eloquence.

Edit (5:45AM): The Travel Blog - hoodedTravel

Why?

Oh hi. I remember the internet.

Well umm... I work at Best Buy now and it basically took over my life. That's okay because I like money, but I miss being a freeloader. Good times.

Yeah so today a customer tried to coerce me to change my major from Political Science to something like Aerodynamic Space Electromagnetic Engineering. She kept saying that science makes the world go ‘round and that lawyers are assholes and I was like “OKAY just buy an iPod or gtfo.”

She didn't leave, um but then she finally did. I was happy at that point, but then she came back and I was like "oh hell no!" And she was like "oh hell yes..." and she kept trying to talk me out of the poli sci track, and I was like "I'm not even sure about law school." Blahhh blah blah.

Look at how much she judged me:

Customer: So what did you graduate with?
Me: Well, I'm still in college. I'm majoring in Political Science.
Customer: (making exaggerated face of disgust)
Me: I might do Communications too, basically just liberal arts stuff.
Customer: Lawyers are corrupt. Scientists make the economy better. There are too many lawyers and not enough scientists! That is why our economy is bad!
Me: Oh.

Actually I thought it was funny.

LYLAS, gINA

Imagine me singing this:

Susan Boyle is my herrrrooooooo.

I hope to be like her onnneeee dayyyyyyy.

Look her up on youtuuubbeeeee.

Okay, stop imagining me singing. I have a headache. I am so bored. Today is rainy, dark, and disgusting. Susan Boyle will brighten up my mood and life.

Discriminate

OMG. English professor will now discriminate against me because I claimed republican during an in-class ideological survey. Whatever shall I do? My grade is on the line here people.

PS: I am only a fiscal conservative. That's like... the best kind of republican there is, because I'm not a Jesus incorporator. I'm borderline atheist/pastafarian, so you know how that goes.

Sorry, I'm bored... on Spring Break #2... and yeah... this sucks.

A little update - All of your questions answered

The past month really sucked for me. It went by really fast and I don't know what happened. Well Brodeur got his record against Chicago which was sweet success for me and I was at the game, but whatever...

I now present to you "Updates for the hoodedgirl channel" because I got a few messages asking if I was going to make more videos and I was like... yeah it says I am right there in my channel page but whateverrrrr.

• College ends in five weeks, which means more free time.
• I will have a job again which means more money (I have an interview at best buy soon, wooo, that's my dream job for some reason...)

When you add the above updates together, it ='s:

Me with free time can hold a job to earn money to buy a camera charger so my video camera will work so I can make the final product that many people constantly send emails about... Videos.

Before I leave (or stop writing, whichever you prefer) I wanted you all to know that I wrote a really long, interesting article on a road trip I participated in with my mother. Complete with pictures. I might post it. Beware

Crawling on the wall

My dad sometimes asks how I will ever be able to live in a house by myself. He asks this because I can’t kill bugs on my own. I always make him kill them. Sometimes my mom kills them, which is weird because I don’t ask her to. She just does. Like she senses the bugs and goes and kills them and I just sit there like, “how did you know?” And she’s just like, “I just knew.”